IN oRBit: MEN, WOMEN, MUSIC & PASTA

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Something called the Men’s Expo and Texas Hold ‘em Tournament parks its snorting hog outside Convention Hall tomorrow, bringing the musky scent of Axe Body Spray to the seabreeze-kissed timbers of Asbury Park this non-Super weekend.

Among the attractions: exhibits featuring the latest in health, automotive, electronics, sports, finance, fashion and new-product launches.

And, oh yeah: billiards-in-bikinis champ Jennifer Barretta and professional nudie/pornstress (not to mention clinical psychologist, according to Wikipedia) Victoria Zdrok.

But for those looking for a lower dosage of testosterone, this weekend also serves up an Italian cooking demonstration and a concert by singer-songwriter Beth Arentsen, both at the Middletown Township Public Library.

They’re all on the front burners in today’s edition of Red Bank oRBit, boys and girls.

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